Melissa Sotelo was born in Syracuse New New York in the year 4,300 . . . yes you read that correctly.
Melissa is from the future, and not an ordinary person from the future, a true heroine. The movie Barbarella was actually written about her, but most of the details in it are wrong because the director was not awesome enough to capture the full awesomeness of Melissa’s life. Here is the trailer from Barbarella for those unfamiliar with it.
The director did get one detail right, by depicting Melissa saving the world from a mad scientist who invented a device that causes people to orgasm themselves to death.
The world wasn’t quite sure if they appreciated being saved from this particular device. … Read More »