Second Round Playoff Bracket and New Vegas Odds!


Bocce Playoffs 2

After checking out the mostly finished and touched up bracket above, keep reading for all the brand spankin’ new Vegas Odds!

Then if you have the time, and the inclination, you can read my analysis.

Seed – Team Name – % Chance of Victory

1 – Black Jesus – 90

32 – Big LeBocce – 10


17 – Mark & Robb – 50

16 – Amerika’z Least Wanted – 50


56 – Sauce & Sand  – 30

24 – Blue Balls- 70


40 – Let The Big Dogs Eat – 36/95

8  – Utter Debocce – 64


57 – Bocce Babes – 5


Analysis:  In the first game, you have to expect Black Jesus to be big favorites any time they … Read More »

Meet the Turbo Bocce Award Winners

Turbo Bocce gave out nine regular season awards (with three more coming for the playoffs) and its time we gave due recognition to our regular season award winners.

Regular Season Champions



Team: Black Jesus
Names: Phil Martino and George Christou
Record: 26-4
BCS: 2.230
Fun fact:
Black Jesus’s accomplishments are approaching “Jesus’s” level of accomplishments. Lets check the tail of the tape for a comparison.

Jesus turned water into wine – – Black Jesus turned money into wine

Jesus walked on water – – Black Jesus walked all over the hopes and dreams of their competitors on the way to winning a regular season title.

Jesus conquered death by resurrecting Lazarus and then himself – – Black Jesus is working on … Read More »

Playoff First Round Recap

After a rainy year the playoffs kick-started on a warm sunshiny day. So I will take that as a good sign.

This year’s official Turbo Bocce shirts came in and were distributed, and our regular season medal winners were awarded.

But all the real drama happened on the bocce field where teams played in best of three do-or-die series with the season on the line.

Lets break the games down one by one.

32 seed Big LeBocce vs. 33 seed Beauty and the Beast

Vegas gave each team a 50% chance of victory, but what they did not take into account was Big LeBocce’s history of playing better in the playoffs than they do in the regular season. In this case history repeated itself. Big … Read More »

Playoff Bracket

This is hopefully an easily readable version of the bracket.  I made a nice one of Excel but can’t quite get it to convert perfectly to the website.  Still, if you “right click” on the bracket and select “view image” then you should get a readable version of what our playoff bracket looks like.