Kid’s fun time!

This week, Turbo and Bob have hidden messages for you to find! Isn’t that just the most fun in the world! Click on the pictures to get them in super big happy fun size!

Great Moments in B.O.O.B.S. History XXIII: The Day the Earth Quaked

It was a sunny July afternoon, the beer was left in the sun, the bocce was enjoyed by all, and the entire world moved. The Tipp Hill Tossers faced off in a battle of epic proportions against the Scehcky Dreidle less Eggs on a Fork, these titans of the B.O.O.B.S. battled through an entire two cases of beer before anyone was able to get an advantage. The turning point came in the second game as the combatants from the Tipp Hill Tossers could not throw a ball without it ending up in the ditch. The final throw was that of Paul Colabufo. All Paul needed to do was simply toss the ball with a medium … Read More »

The Candylicker Cums Back

It is with much embarrassment that in this site’s first two months of existence the first mention of the great Marvin Sease was made yesterday. The average bocce fan may be asking what the inclusion of the pimptastic Marvin Sease has to do with the sport of bocce. The answer: Marvin Sease cured cancer.

Marvin Sease cured cancer? Yes, Marvin Sease through his refreshing tales of cunnilingus, cured the cancerous stigma that going down on a woman’s vagina is an awful thing to do.

Marvin Sease was not always the esteemed musician and lover that he is today. As a youth he was consistently made to feel negative by his schoolmates for his love of cunnilingus. The … Read More »

I Am Woman, Hear Me Not Play Bocce

A topic of controversy amongst some B.O.O.B.S. observers (namely female ones), is their anger towards their absence from B.O.O.B.S. Their anger, although appearing more than once a month, is much like all things concerning women, of no concern to any self-respecting man. These women, or “bitches” as they are correctly called, manifest their lack of confidence in themselves into hatred towards the perfect and infallible entity known as B.O.O.B.S. It is at this opportunity that I would like to inform the reader, that in the words of Todd Shaw, “All bitches ain’t women.” What then is a woman and what is it about their nature that makes them dislike B.O.O.B.S. so much? Webster’s defines a … Read More »