General Turbo Bocce Blog

Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

Rain Policy

Turbo Bocce plays games every week no matter the weather.   If its raining and you want to come play in the rain, go for it.  Many people do and have lots of fun with it.  If playing in the rain isn’t your thing, feel free to skip – we have make up weeks for a reason.  A second suggestion, Tuesday League players can always come and play on Wednesday when the forecast looks a little better, and vice versa.

 

2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »

What’s Next?

Thanks to the 80 or so people who came to our annual Open House.

We hope you had a great time!

I know I did … I find bocce to be so much fun that it causes me to sentences lose construct ability to coherent.

Just in case you want to see Turbo Bocce through my eyes, here are some of the things I saw at bocce …

I love to get that one picture of everything set up and ready to go at the start of the season before everybody shows up. That’s always a happy moment for me. I get a few … Read More »