General Turbo Bocce Blog

Week 5 Recap

I’ll take “the rapists” for $1000, Jim . . .

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You know which game was not a “Turd Furgason” of a game? Tuesday Night Lights vs. Some Innuendo. After winning the first two games, Tuesday Night Lights built up a big 9-1 lead (am I remembering right?) in the third game. That’s when Some Innuendo made a huge comeback behind shots like the one below from Keith Curerri. They ended up winning the third game 14-10, and salvaging one out of the three in the series.

Two rookie teams faced off when Burkett played Danielle & Tony, but Heidi Burkett didn’t play like a rookie in video below where she shot an … Read More »

Week 4 Recap

When you sit back and think about it, we’ve got it really good. Tons of people getting together to play a fun game. Lots of cheap beer and shots. A huge green space in the city to use however we want. A bar to go to afterwords that charges as little as $1 per drink. The sweetest trophy around. Cash prizes.

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Those are the generalities, of course, lets get into the specifics. Have you ever seen 104 people outside in the rain playing some kind of sport before? Probably not. It doesn’t usually happen that way. Here’s what it looks like. We’ve already had more rain than … Read More »

Week 3 Recap

Was it just me, or was Wednesday an extra fun day of bocce? As the kids say it was “lit”

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Did I do that right?

Anyway, I’m more excited about bocce than Jessie Spano on caffeine pills, so lets get to the highlights.

In this game rookies Betty & Bo took on Thunderballz, one of the best teams in the league. Betty & Bo showed huge improvement in this game and made each game close,even winning the first 12-9. When Sara needs to make shots like this to beat you, then you know you’re doing something right. The problem with playing Thunderballz, of course, is that they make shots like this one a lot.

When Buzzed … Read More »

Week 2 Recap

I’m going to start this week’s recap off by bragging, not about my bocce skills but about my amazing weather predicting skills.

Here is what I wrote on Facebook about five hours before bocce started . . .

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FYI my super accurate weather predicting machine only available to bocce commissioners (and anybody with internet access) says there will be clear skies during bocce tonight! You know God loves bocce. We haven’t had to play in the rain since like 2014.

Check out this pic . . . turns out I was right. Sunny skies, and not a drop of rain … Read More »