Free Horoscopes

I read an article saying that “Horoscopes” is AOL’s most searched for word (and I need a way to expel some of the gay-energy I’ve been feeling lately) so I’m taping into the mystic and other-worldly powers that every bocce player possesses in order to create the first B.O.O.B.S. horoscope.

What? Don’t tell me you weren’t aware of the fact that bocce players have mystic and other-worldly powers! Well they do. Surprisingly, the skills needed to throw a perfect inswinger without over-ticking the target are almost exactly the same as the skills needed to communicate with the dead. So shut up and read the rest of the article or I’ll have Val Kilmer put a curse … Read More »

I Am Woman, Hear Me Not Play Bocce

A topic of controversy amongst some B.O.O.B.S. observers (namely female ones), is their anger towards their absence from B.O.O.B.S. Their anger, although appearing more than once a month, is much like all things concerning women, of no concern to any self-respecting man. These women, or “bitches” as they are correctly called, manifest their lack of confidence in themselves into hatred towards the perfect and infallible entity known as B.O.O.B.S. It is at this opportunity that I would like to inform the reader, that in the words of Todd Shaw, “All bitches ain’t women.” What then is a woman and what is it about their nature that makes them dislike B.O.O.B.S. so much? Webster’s defines a … Read More »

The One That Got Away

Let me get this out in the open before we start . . .I love B.O.O.B.S.

When you love B.O.O.B.S. as much as I do, its easy to get caught up in the many positive aspects of the organization. Lets face it, thus far just about all of the talk surrounding the B.O.O.B.S. bocce organization has been positive. In fact, “positive” is not a strong enough word to describe the enthusiastic acclaim that has been heaped upon B.O.O.B.S. members from seemingly every direction…

Its safe to say that when people talk about B.O.O.B.S. their face lights up with an awe inspired look of wonderment that only B.O.O.B.S. can inspire. All the B.O.O.B.S. members are really proud to … Read More »

2005 Preseason Predictions

With the season beginning tomorrow, two of B.O.O.B.S. official commentators do their damned jobs and comment on their predicted team standings.