I Am Woman, Hear Me Not Play Bocce

A topic of controversy amongst some B.O.O.B.S. observers (namely female ones), is their anger towards their absence from B.O.O.B.S. Their anger, although appearing more than once a month, is much like all things concerning women, of no concern to any self-respecting man. These women, or “bitches” as they are correctly called, manifest their lack of confidence in themselves into hatred towards the perfect and infallible entity known as B.O.O.B.S. It is at this opportunity that I would like to inform the reader, that in the words of Todd Shaw, “All bitches ain’t women.” What then is a woman and what is it about their nature that makes them dislike B.O.O.B.S. so much? Webster’s defines a … Read More »

The One That Got Away

Let me get this out in the open before we start . . .I love B.O.O.B.S.

When you love B.O.O.B.S. as much as I do, its easy to get caught up in the many positive aspects of the organization. Lets face it, thus far just about all of the talk surrounding the B.O.O.B.S. bocce organization has been positive. In fact, “positive” is not a strong enough word to describe the enthusiastic acclaim that has been heaped upon B.O.O.B.S. members from seemingly every direction…

Its safe to say that when people talk about B.O.O.B.S. their face lights up with an awe inspired look of wonderment that only B.O.O.B.S. can inspire. All the B.O.O.B.S. members are really proud to … Read More »

2005 Preseason Predictions

With the season beginning tomorrow, two of B.O.O.B.S. official commentators do their damned jobs and comment on their predicted team standings.

The Next Ferdie Pacheco? Barry Bonds retires from MLB, joins B.O.O.B.S.

Is Ferdie Pacheco’s legend in danger?

Barry Bonds shocked the sporting world today as he announced his retirement from Major League Baseball (MLB). This announcement came as a result of his season long injury woes, and grew even more shocking as Bonds’ proceeded to announce what his future plans will be, now that he has left baseball.

“Today, Barry Bonds is retiring from the game of baseball. There, do you see what you have done, you did it. This is my family we are talking about, my family. Yeah I married a white woman, and you call me a racist? I’m Barry Bonds. Get that thing out of my face,” a relatively easy going Bonds … Read More »