The One That Got Away

Let me get this out in the open before we start . . .I love B.O.O.B.S.

When you love B.O.O.B.S. as much as I do, its easy to get caught up in the many positive aspects of the organization. Lets face it, thus far just about all of the talk surrounding the B.O.O.B.S. bocce organization has been positive. In fact, “positive” is not a strong enough word to describe the enthusiastic acclaim that has been heaped upon B.O.O.B.S. members from seemingly every direction…

Its safe to say that when people talk about B.O.O.B.S. their face lights up with an awe inspired look of wonderment that only B.O.O.B.S. can inspire. All the B.O.O.B.S. members are really proud to … Read More »

2005 Preseason Predictions

With the season beginning tomorrow, two of B.O.O.B.S. official commentators do their damned jobs and comment on their predicted team standings.

The Next Ferdie Pacheco? Barry Bonds retires from MLB, joins B.O.O.B.S.

Is Ferdie Pacheco’s legend in danger?

Barry Bonds shocked the sporting world today as he announced his retirement from Major League Baseball (MLB). This announcement came as a result of his season long injury woes, and grew even more shocking as Bonds’ proceeded to announce what his future plans will be, now that he has left baseball.

“Today, Barry Bonds is retiring from the game of baseball. There, do you see what you have done, you did it. This is my family we are talking about, my family. Yeah I married a white woman, and you call me a racist? I’m Barry Bonds. Get that thing out of my face,” a relatively easy going Bonds … Read More »

Joey Musso Speaks

Yo, so I was walkin’ down Salina Street da otha day after a bought myself a choice new gold chain and I sees one a my bocce boys comin’ ‘round da corner, lookin’ all depressed or something, who knows with these bambinos, ya know? I figure he’s just upset at his little lady for beatin’ him at the last B.O.O.B.S open, so I says to him, “Hey, look at dis guy, thinks he knows bocce,” tryin’ ta rag on him, ya know? He jus’ walks up to me all slow and hunched ova like someone jus’ stole his favorite corkscrew or somethin’, and he says, “Yo Joey, my goomah jus’ trew me out da house.”

Now I jus’ … Read More »