Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

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In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

Playoffs: Round 1 Recap & Round 2 Vegas Odds!

The first round of the Turbo Bocce playoffs came and went with exactly zero upsets (which in itself is kind of an upset, I don’t remember that ever happening before). When I say zero upsets I mean the higher seed won every game.

To me that’s boring. Do you think the first round of the playoffs was boring? Feel free to respond with your opinion in the comments section.

They say that a bad first round means a good second round, so I am expecting fireworks in the second round, no way do we have an entire tournament go even close to how it is seeded.

So now that I’ve given spoilers as to how every game played out, and already told you … Read More »

Vegas Odds

 

I bet you’re wondering what your odds of victory in the playoffs are!

I found the mathematical formulas that a Vegas Sports Book uses to predict baseball games and guess what? We keep all the necessary inputs to use their formulas! This means we can find out find out how a Vegas sportsbook would handicap each one of our games! And I’ve done exactly that!

After doing this for a few years I’ve found that Vegas is right more than they are wrong, but they are wrong plenty. The really interesting part is that they rarely give the underdog a higher chance of winning, but when … Read More »

Tuesday Playoff Brackets

All games start at 6pm Tuesday!