Week 5 Recap

I’ll remember Old Home Distillery Week for a long time. Great weather, great crowd, lots of fun, lots of good bocce, and of course liquor!!

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Here’s your daily sports orgasm … or sportsgasm as I call it.

Standout Team Performance

Sans Lumiere – In a fantastic inter-league game Sans Lumiere who in their second year are playing some of the best bocce anybody is playing right now, went up against Glory Rollers who I think may just be the favorites to win the Wednesday League, and managed to win 2 of the 3 games in a very close and very good series with scores of 11-8, 7-13, and 11-9.

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Week 3 Recap and Highlights

Local 315 Brewing week was the first beautiful sunshiny week in both leagues, and it was good to see 100+ people at bocce again!

I only vaguely remember the sun coming down to earth and trying to kill us, but that always happens on sunny days, right? Or was that Super Mario? Who can tell the difference?

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Please allow this bocce recap to help get you through your Monday. I know how it is … you work, you come home, you’re bored – there’s a monkey on your back. Let Turbo Bocce get that monkey off your back and into a tuxedo . . . the way monkey’s look best.

Standout Team Performance

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Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

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