Symposium de la bocce (how to excel at turbo style bocce)

Let me start by saying that this is a guide to help people who are looking to master the art of Turbo Bocce. My first suggestion is that you take the time to learn the rules of Turbo Bocce. Once you’ve done that, you will be ready to come back here and start learning the finer points of the game. Ok, go find the rules now and read them . . . I’ll wait.

Back yet? Good.

Turbo Bocce takes place on two battle fields. The actual field where the game is played, and the far vaster location inside the human mind. If you come to the battle armed with the proper mental weapons the odds are you will emerge … Read More »

Triumph of Humanity

Mankind has always created things to make their lives easier and more enjoyable. It’s a result of the intangible spirit all humans are infused with that makes us the most beautiful living things on this planet. Though knowledge may be forgotten with time the ability is always there. Look at the ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans. All this knowledge was due to people having time to spend on R&D to discover it. People that have essential needs taken care of can discover all the hidden and astounding secrets that this world holds.

It was in this vein that the competition field for TURBOBOCCE was created. Though it doesn’t compare directly to engineering … Read More »

How to pass the time in your dull dull life

Play bocce under the stars . . . indoors. That’s the motto of B.O.O.B.S. brand spanking new indoor bocce court. The most famous indoor bocce court in the world.

Once you know what it’s like to bask in the glow of over three thousand perfectly placed lights, to emerge victorious on bocce’s most glamorous stage, to throw a sweet inswinger, to trust the bias (in short, to play indoor bocce) everything else will suck by comparison.

After bocce, when you’re back in your comfortable bed with two beautiful women fellating you (the usual way to end the day for bocce’s elite players) all you’ll be thinking about is how much you wish you were playing indoor bocce right now . … Read More »

The Art of Slather

There is a word in the English language that is underused. It crops up from time to time to be used as a cheap comedy word then dropped like eggshells in the garbage disposal. I’m sure y’all reading now figured it out by the title – SLATHER.

Slather is one of the most powerful yet underused words in the English language. Many people that like to use powerful words usually resort to cursing, such as popular use of the word “fuck” and its various voices and moods. However, I feel that constant usage of power words waters down the actual phrase and in the process includes so much extra “noise” that the original sound … Read More »