2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »

Turbo Bocce 2016 Awards

Did you know that celebrating New Years is good for your health?  Its scientifically proven that the more New Years you get the longer you live.  So lets soak up all the New Year we can, shall we.

2016 was a wild and crazy year, both within our own little Turbo Bocce world and in the greater world beyond, thus 2016 deserves to be recapped in a crazy way . . . perhaps by thinking up a bunch of random awards and then capriciously awarding them to whoever comes to mind first?

Yes, lets do that.

Think of this as the ESPYS for bocce but instead of having to put up with LeBron James and Peyton Manning telling unfunny jokes you get to … Read More »

Meet the Wednesday Award Winners

We had a great year. We are giving out a butt load of awards, and the people who won them really earned them this year.

We will be handing out all these awards at our end of season party Saturady 8/27 in the back room of Sharkey’s at 6pm. . . if you get there at 6pm and nobody is there, it means our end of the season tournament ran long, just check the bocce field. Everyone is invited to this tournament and there will be free food, and drinks, in addition to the awards we had out.

So without further ado . . .

The award for Turbo Bocce Regular Season Champion goes to . . . Two Testies and a … Read More »

Meet Your Tuesday Award Winners!

We had a great year. In my opinion competitiveness was at an all time high! We are giving out a butt load of awards, and the people who won them really earned them this year.

We will be handing out all these awards at our end of season party Saturady 8/27 in the back room of Sharkey’s at 6pm. . . if you get there at 6pm and nobody is there, it means our end of the season tournament ran long, just check the bocce field. Everyone is invited to this tournament and there will be free food, and drinks, in addition to the awards we had out.

So without further ado . . .

The award for Turbo Bocce Regular Season … Read More »