Tuesday Pre-Game

Weather Forecast

Perfect! 72 degrees, sunny, 0% chance of rain! Enjoy!

Beer Forecast

$10 gets you as much Founders All Day IPA, Coors, and OV as you want!

Bocce Forecast

How good are you at reading lips?

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After Bocce Forecast

Remember the Ukrainian National Home lets us play on their land for free and even mows the lawn for us, so stop by after bocce for a beer or some food. Their prices are dirt cheap, their food is good (mini tacos are my fav), and we will be playing Family … Read More »

Tuesday Pre-Game

Weather Forecast

My super secret super accurate weather predicting machine only available to bocce commissioners says … its going to be 83 and sunny with a little bit of clouds for shade. 0% chance of rain.

Beer Forecast

Your $10 gets you a 100% chance of as many Founders All Day IPA, Old Vienna, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Coors while you play.

Sponsor Forecast

100% chance of sponsors!

Meaning your $10 also gets you Turbo Gin Fizz (Gin, Lime, & Fizz) to drink.

Plus FREE liquor tastings!

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Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

Indoor Bocce Championship Recap

With the regular season over, and the regular season winners acknowledged. Its time to move onto the playoffs.

We did our entire playoffs in one crazy random draw tournament, and now you get to watch the highlights and read the recap. Lucky you!

First lets talk about what is at stake here. The winner will be the first ever Turbo Bocce indoor champion … meaning they will be the greatest indoor bocce player of all time! What’s more, there is a Turbo Bocce championship on the line here and Turbo Bocce championships are a BIG deal. I keep a list of all the things I want to do before I die neatly filed in a bucket. First … Read More »