Turbo Bocce Champions!

Kiss My Ace

Congratulations Angelo Isgro and Jayson Gray

 

Championship Vegas Odds!

Who reached the Turbo Bocce championship? Here are the updated brackets, complete with Vegas Odds! As always the Vegas Odds come from a formula that an actual Vegas Sportsbook uses to predict baseball games which we have all the statistical inputs necessary to compute.

Los Moppines Bracket

1 seed Los Moppines vs 17 seed Double A’s … And Vegas Says … Los Moppines have a 71% chance of victory.

*9 seed Blue Balls vs 24 seed Buff Ave Babes … And Vegas Says … Coin Flip!! According to Vegas each team has an even 50% chance of winning this game. Vegas’s love for Buff Ave Babes continues!

*This is a make up game, the winner of this game will advance … Read More »

Tips to GUARANTEE Italian Fest Victory For Your Team!

Turbo Bocce, sadly, lost the Italian Fest last year, and I’ve got to say that losing is not my jam (if you were wondering, my jams are Jock, Space, and Pearl,) so I’m going to share some secret bocce wisdom GUARANTEED to result in ultimate victory at Italian Fest.

Tip #1: Always think one step ahead, like a carpenter who makes stairs.

Tip #2: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly; that’s ridiculous.

Tip #3: Sometimes you’re better at bocce when you drink. Its like playing darts, driving a zamboni, or running away from an out of control zamboni.

Tip #4: If you want your bocce ball to hit the pallino, just pretend you’re Dick Cheney shooting at his friends … Read More »

Tuesday League Champions: Los Moppines