Indoor Bocce Championship Recap

With the regular season over, and the regular season winners acknowledged. Its time to move onto the playoffs.

We did our entire playoffs in one crazy random draw tournament, and now you get to watch the highlights and read the recap. Lucky you!

First lets talk about what is at stake here. The winner will be the first ever Turbo Bocce indoor champion … meaning they will be the greatest indoor bocce player of all time! What’s more, there is a Turbo Bocce championship on the line here and Turbo Bocce championships are a BIG deal. I keep a list of all the things I want to do before I die neatly filed in a bucket. First … Read More »

Indoor Week 8 Recap

The regular season is O-V-E-R! Didn’t that go by fast???

We’ve got some highlights to show and some great regular season accomplsihments to acknowledge!

Lets start with Most Wins! With 9 court bocce wins and 1 table bocce win, Greg Griffo takes this crown with 10 total wins!

This shot is impressive because, your ball get eliminated if it hits the back wall without touching another ball.  Lots of precision here!  Also check out SU kicking Wake Forrests ass on no less than 7 movie screens!!!

Most Table Bocce Wins! and Best Table Bocce Winning Percentage! both go to Rob Calvani … ya pool shark!!

Most Court Bocce Wins! is a tie, Mike Burkett and Greg Griffo both come in … Read More »

Indoor Week 7 Recap

Who says bocce isn’t a dangerous sport? We’re almost all the way through the season and the injuries are pilling up. Lets take a look at the injury report (names redacted due to HIPAA privacy laws).

Player XXX has a nasty case of senioritis … out 3 months, psychologically unable to perform.

Player XXX’s ass won’t close … day to day; but aren’t we all.

Player XXX is creeped out by the thought that every hand he’s ever shaken has had a dick in it at one time or other … 14 day D.L. (the D stands for dick).

Player XXX has an acute case of cankles … its acute and not chronic so they’re listed as probable to … Read More »

Indoor Week 6 Recap

We’ve got some great highlights this week! Our indoor bocce players really showed off their skills, so kudos to you, and your various agents, reps, hangers-on, and groupies.

I can’t keep you waiting for highlights this time. They are too too good. So I’ll show you some highlights … right after I say this one thing …

There are billions of people in the world, but there are only two KINDS of people. There are bocce players and there are people that order Hooters food to go. Be a bocce player.

Okay highlight time! If you’re wondering they are the things just below the cheesy pick up line type compliments I am giving the shots …

Is Tag Team around? Because right now … Read More »