Tuesday Pre-Game

Weather Forecast

Perfect! 72 degrees, sunny, 0% chance of rain! Enjoy!

Beer Forecast

$10 gets you as much Founders All Day IPA, Coors, and OV as you want!

Bocce Forecast

How good are you at reading lips?

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After Bocce Forecast

Remember the Ukrainian National Home lets us play on their land for free and even mows the lawn for us, so stop by after bocce for a beer or some food. Their prices are dirt cheap, their food is good (mini tacos are my fav), and we will be playing Family … Read More »

Week 3 Recap and Highlights

Local 315 Brewing week was the first beautiful sunshiny week in both leagues, and it was good to see 100+ people at bocce again!

I only vaguely remember the sun coming down to earth and trying to kill us, but that always happens on sunny days, right? Or was that Super Mario? Who can tell the difference?

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Please allow this bocce recap to help get you through your Monday. I know how it is … you work, you come home, you’re bored – there’s a monkey on your back. Let Turbo Bocce get that monkey off your back and into a tuxedo . . . the way monkey’s look best.

Standout Team Performance

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Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

What’s Next?

Thanks to the 80 or so people who came to our annual Open House.

We hope you had a great time!

I know I did … I find bocce to be so much fun that it causes me to sentences lose construct ability to coherent.

Just in case you want to see Turbo Bocce through my eyes, here are some of the things I saw at bocce …

I love to get that one picture of everything set up and ready to go at the start of the season before everybody shows up. That’s always a happy moment for me. I get a few … Read More »