Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »

Playoffs: Round 1 Recap & Round 2 Vegas Odds!

The first round of the Turbo Bocce playoffs came and went with exactly zero upsets (which in itself is kind of an upset, I don’t remember that ever happening before). When I say zero upsets I mean the higher seed won every game.

To me that’s boring. Do you think the first round of the playoffs was boring? Feel free to respond with your opinion in the comments section.

They say that a bad first round means a good second round, so I am expecting fireworks in the second round, no way do we have an entire tournament go even close to how it is seeded.

So now that I’ve given spoilers as to how every game played out, and already told you … Read More »

This Week in Bocce Recap!

I just realized that you can see the Dome from our field. Kind of a pretty pic of you ask me.

We are lucky to have this field to call home.

Anyway we are combining Tuesday and Wednesday recaps so everybody can see highlights from both nights. Who doesn’t enjoy extra highlights?

So who was a Gallant and who was a Goofus in the bocce world this week?

Lets start with Matt Wieczorek who is only one point behind the lead for rookie … Read More »