2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »

Playoffs: Round 1 Recap & Round 2 Vegas Odds!

The first round of the Turbo Bocce playoffs came and went with exactly zero upsets (which in itself is kind of an upset, I don’t remember that ever happening before). When I say zero upsets I mean the higher seed won every game.

To me that’s boring. Do you think the first round of the playoffs was boring? Feel free to respond with your opinion in the comments section.

They say that a bad first round means a good second round, so I am expecting fireworks in the second round, no way do we have an entire tournament go even close to how it is seeded.

So now that I’ve given spoilers as to how every game played out, and already told you … Read More »

2 Testies & a Microphone win Wednesday League Championship

Full Story coming.

Playoff Round 1 Recap

#8 Like a Botch vs. #9 Ball Busters

Vegas predicted a close game as you’d expect between an 8 and 9 seed, giving Like a Botch a 60% chance of victory. All and all I’d say Vegas got this one right as Like a Botch won the series in two games, but both were hard fought wins, with the first game going into overtime. Despite Matt Carr having a great game and scoring 6 points in each game for Ball Busters, Like a Botch was too strong winning the series 12-10 and 11-9.

#5 Gone Fishing vs. #12 Betty & Bo

Vegas liked Gone Fishing in this one, giving them an 83% chance of victory. The game was long and harder fought than … Read More »