Week 5 Recap

I’ll remember Old Home Distillery Week for a long time. Great weather, great crowd, lots of fun, lots of good bocce, and of course liquor!!

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Here’s your daily sports orgasm … or sportsgasm as I call it.

Standout Team Performance

Sans Lumiere – In a fantastic inter-league game Sans Lumiere who in their second year are playing some of the best bocce anybody is playing right now, went up against Glory Rollers who I think may just be the favorites to win the Wednesday League, and managed to win 2 of the 3 games in a very close and very good series with scores of 11-8, 7-13, and 11-9.

Tuesday Night Lights – I don’t often include teams that lose … Read More »

Tuesday Pre-Game

Weather Forecast

Perfect! 72 degrees, sunny, 0% chance of rain! Enjoy!

Beer Forecast

$10 gets you as much Founders All Day IPA, Coors, and OV as you want!

Bocce Forecast

How good are you at reading lips?

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After Bocce Forecast

Remember the Ukrainian National Home lets us play on their land for free and even mows the lawn for us, so stop by after bocce for a beer or some food. Their prices are dirt cheap, their food is good (mini tacos are my fav), and we will be playing Family … Read More »

Old Home Distillery Week!

Its Old Home Distillery Week! And this is a historic week in Turbo Bocce history … because we’ve had all kinds of beer available at bocce through the years, but this is our first top notch liquor tasting! Remember when we were taste-testers for Sam Adams and got to give our opinions on what new beers they should release? That was fun, but this will be better! I’m really excited … I might even have an erection right now … nope … just excited about trying this liquor.

Anyway, lets talk about what you get from Old Home Distillery Week. In addition … Read More »

Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »