Tuesday Pre-Game

Weather Forecast

Perfect! 72 degrees, sunny, 0% chance of rain! Enjoy!

Beer Forecast

$10 gets you as much Founders All Day IPA, Coors, and OV as you want!

Bocce Forecast

How good are you at reading lips?

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After Bocce Forecast

Remember the Ukrainian National Home lets us play on their land for free and even mows the lawn for us, so stop by after bocce for a beer or some food. Their prices are dirt cheap, their food is good (mini tacos are my fav), and we will be playing Family … Read More »

Old Home Distillery Week!

Its Old Home Distillery Week! And this is a historic week in Turbo Bocce history … because we’ve had all kinds of beer available at bocce through the years, but this is our first top notch liquor tasting! Remember when we were taste-testers for Sam Adams and got to give our opinions on what new beers they should release? That was fun, but this will be better! I’m really excited … I might even have an erection right now … nope … just excited about trying this liquor.

Anyway, lets talk about what you get from Old Home Distillery Week. In addition … Read More »

Week 1 Recap and Highlights

A new season is upon us, and I for one think we’re on the brink of something beautiful.

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But I can’t help thinking we should be doing something special to kickoff the new season. What should it be? How about we take common English phrases and add the word penis to them, you know, for kicks. So, if you’re thinking of an example like killing two birds with one penis then you’ve really hit the nail on the penis.

Standout Performers

Team:

In what might have been the marquee game of the week, last year’s 3rd place Tuesday League team faced off against last year’s 4th place team in … Read More »

2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »