Week 3 Recap and Highlights

Local 315 Brewing week was the first beautiful sunshiny week in both leagues, and it was good to see 100+ people at bocce again!

I only vaguely remember the sun coming down to earth and trying to kill us, but that always happens on sunny days, right? Or was that Super Mario? Who can tell the difference?

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Please allow this bocce recap to help get you through your Monday. I know how it is … you work, you come home, you’re bored – there’s a monkey on your back. Let Turbo Bocce get that monkey off your back and into a tuxedo . . . the way monkey’s look best.

Standout Team Performance

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Local 315 Brewing Week!

Tuesday is a big day for Turbo Bocce. First off, its not going to rain – and to celebrate Local 315 Brewing is stopping by with something special they cooked up … I call it Bocce Brew … they don’t … they call it Batch 22, but you know, tomato tomato (I’m just realizing this really only works when you actually say the word in two different ways, in print it looks exactly the same, oh well).

Did I mention its not going to rain? 81 and sunny! Perhaps we should all wear yellow tuxedos and top hats?

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2017 Turbo Bocce Awards

The 2018 season is starting, and what better way to kick off 2018 than to relive 2017? And what better way to relive 2017 than with a cheesy award show!

Welcome to the 2017 Turbo Bocce Awards … where I arbitrarily hand out accolades in random made up categories to whoever comes to mind first … you know you want one!

Think of this as the ESPY’s of bocce, but instead of having to endure LeBron James and Tom Brady telling unfunny jokes you get to enjoy me telling unfunny jokes!

You’re probably wondering just how prestigious a Turbo Bocce award is …well … lets just say that its better than getting a gold star in kindergarten, but not as good as getting … Read More »

What’s Next?

Thanks to the 80 or so people who came to our annual Open House.

We hope you had a great time!

I know I did … I find bocce to be so much fun that it causes me to sentences lose construct ability to coherent.

Just in case you want to see Turbo Bocce through my eyes, here are some of the things I saw at bocce …

I love to get that one picture of everything set up and ready to go at the start of the season before everybody shows up. That’s always a happy moment for me. I get a few … Read More »