Week 5 Recap

I’ll take “the rapists” for $1000, Jim . . .

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You know which game was not a “Turd Furgason” of a game? Tuesday Night Lights vs. Some Innuendo. After winning the first two games, Tuesday Night Lights built up a big 9-1 lead (am I remembering right?) in the third game. That’s when Some Innuendo made a huge comeback behind shots like the one below from Keith Curerri. They ended up winning the third game 14-10, and salvaging one out of the three in the series.

Two rookie teams faced off when Burkett played Danielle & Tony, but Heidi Burkett didn’t play like a rookie in video below where she shot an … Read More »

Week 3 Recap

Was it just me, or was Wednesday an extra fun day of bocce? As the kids say it was “lit”

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Did I do that right?

Anyway, I’m more excited about bocce than Jessie Spano on caffeine pills, so lets get to the highlights.

In this game rookies Betty & Bo took on Thunderballz, one of the best teams in the league. Betty & Bo showed huge improvement in this game and made each game close,even winning the first 12-9. When Sara needs to make shots like this to beat you, then you know you’re doing something right. The problem with playing Thunderballz, of course, is that they make shots like this one a lot.

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How to play Turbo Bocce In 5 Easy Steps

Step 1:

Figure out who will throw first by flipping a coin. The team with first throw places the starting box wherever they want, and then throws the pallino wherever they want (as short as 5 feet from the starting box or as long as 50 feet). The player who throws the pallino must also throw the first shot of the game. The object is to get your ball as close to the pallino as possible.

Notice how he stands on the starting box, ready to throw his ball as close as possible to the pallino.

Step 2:

After the first team has taken their shot, a player … Read More »

Season Start Dates

Open House: Tuesday 5/16

Wednesday League Week 1: 5/17

Tuesday League Week 1: 5/23