The Turbo Bocce Top 100 Songs of the Decade: 70-61

The Turbo Bocce Top 100 continues today with the indisputable 70-61. Remember, if you think the list is wrong, then you should probably re-examine where exactly it is you went off track!

70 Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

The title of this song says it all.

69 Lil Jon feat Ice Cube – Real Nigga Roll Call

If you’ve ever wondered what rap song contains the most uses of the word “nigga” then look no further. Probably the crunkest song you’re gonna find. Remember white people: roll your windows up!

68 Mistah F.A.B. – Ghost Ride It

By moving the childish game of ghost riding your bikes to a much more dangerous and insane adult version involving cars, Mistah F.A.B. showed lame white people just what it is that bored inner city kids get up to. Predicted Patrick Swayze’s death more recently than the movie Ghost did.

67 Flogging Molly – Drunken Lullabies

Flogging Molly came along right at the end of the 20th century and mixed Irish folk music and punk in a much more listenable way than the Dropkick Murphy’s had. As the drum beat opens this song and the eponymous album, you know what you’re getting in to right a way: heavy drinking and dancing like a maniac.

66 Interpol – NYC

Interpol is one of those bands that you either sorta don’t mind or fall madly in love with. This is the song that moved me from “this is boring” to “I sorta don’t mind this,” so there’s that.

65 Jibbs – Chain Hang Low

Jibbs twists the childhood rhyme about Barack Obama’s ears and turns it into a ghetto anthem. If your bling ain’t hangin’ low, it ain’t nothin.

64 Justice vs. Simian – We Are Your Friends

With a song like this, I’m glad they are.

63 Girlicious – Stupid Shit

Any song that gets someone drunk, makes them run outside in the rain and shove a hose down their pants and then puke up noodles right before going to work at Wegman’s is an a-ok song by me.

62 Nelly Furtado – Maneater

Nelly Furtado and Timbaland come out of nowhere and make you realize that Furtado is actually pretty damned fantastic. There’s a reason I have a pandora station based on this song.

61 GS Boyz – Stanky Legg

Get Whipple in a club with some booze in him and he begins to demand this song. If the song isn’t played he’ll just do the damned dance anyway. It’s only embarrassing to be around if you DON’T know what the fuck he’s doing.